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There's a lot I can say here, but I'll most likely end up telling you what's entertaining, rather then what's useful.

I'm not Canadian, and not in University. What would've given you that idea? I'm also obviously not a highly sarcastic individual with a near-useless major, not broke, and not geeky enough to post blogs. (Oh, how the proud fall. Right. Fuck that.)

I'm proud of what and who I am, and no amount of anal retentive bitching will change that. I'm bisexual, and highly sexual. I don't really 'do' relationships, so if you're looking for stories about Prince Charming and I having our romantic respective first times under willow trees, you may want to leave. Now.

There's a good chance I'll write about sex. Don't get me wrong: I don't sleep around. It's just an integral part of my personality.

I strive to be perfect. That doesn't necessarily mean any one thing; instead, it's a collaboration of a million different things I find important. Makeup. Hygiene. Haircare. Diet. If you're looking for someone with loads of useless information of a beauty subject, then you've found her. Ask me anything. If I don't know it, I'll find it out for you.

Before you get excited, understand that my perfectionism is probably a reflection- a symptom, if you will- of my apathy. I can be very warm, but I'm a very scientific individual, constantly measuring and analyzing and counting, which many people find diconcerting. If you're a very emotional individual, be warned: It's not intentional- or fixable- but my approach to things may appear cold and aloof. Come to me if you want a problem solved, not to be cried with. I fix things. It's what I do.

Talk to me. Comment me. Message me. If you want my attention, take it. I'm more then happy to oblige you, as long as you're at least semi-civil and not too creepy.

H'okay?

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